...women yak/nag/call-it-what-you-want so much?
Office Colleague 1 : "Achcha....to bol, when are you releasing the build to QC? Do I have to ask the manager for clarification? What did they say in the meeting? Why are there so many issues assigned to you? What are you doing about them? Tell me something..."
Please..let me "work"!!!
Mother (scenario 1) : "Why don't you apply for Infosys? The bus comes and picks you up at the end of the street. All your friends work there. It is suuuuch (said with so much longing that I almost feel guilty) a nice company!!!"
Guilt lasts for just a second..the standard reaction is to pounce on my mother and smother her with hugs and pecks. It always works. Wish I had a girlfriend to do that too!!!
Mother (scenario 2) : "You know, in 4-5 years time, let's get your sister married off to a wonderful guy and be happy about it."
Really?? Why not drive her out of the house right now? Why wait at all?
Friend 1 (at a restaurant) : "You are really not in the mood for communication, Mohan. Why are you so distracted?"
Ahh..ermm..uh-uh..heh heh...hmm...........va va vooooommm!!!
Office colleague 2 (in the most annoyingly catty voice) : "You knowwww...I am not suuuure how to report thissss case. Can you help mmmme? I tried to checkkkk, you know. But I didn't know......Hee hee hee tee hee hee!!!"
Action stations! ACTIONS STATIONS!
Of course, not all are bad. Just thinking out loud!!!...:D